Condescending Wonka

You're in a long distance relationship in high school? That sounds like fun

You're in a long distance relationship in high school? That sounds like fun  Condescending Wonka

Oh you deleted Facebook? What a profound social statement.

Oh you deleted Facebook? What a profound social statement.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You haven't had sex in 2 months? That must be horrible...

Oh, You haven't had sex in 2 months? That must be horrible...  Condescending Wonka

You just got dumped by your cheating, lying, douche-bag ex-Boyfriend? Please, continue to tell me how all men are scum and how you'll never meet a nice guy even though you friend-zoned 8 of them last year.

You just got dumped by your cheating, lying, douche-bag ex-Boyfriend? Please, continue to tell me how all men are scum and how you'll never meet a nice guy even though you friend-zoned 8 of them last year.   Condescending Wonka

You've been dating for a week? You must love each other so much

You've been dating for a week? You must love each other so much  Condescending Wonka

So your the celebrity Martial Artist Matt Fiddes Wow how interesting you must tell me more

So your the celebrity Martial Artist Matt Fiddes Wow how interesting you must tell me more  Condescending Wonka

oh today is 4/20? Please tell me about all the weed you've smoked

oh today is 4/20? Please tell me about all the weed you've smoked  Condescending Wonka

oh, he likes the same obscure indie music as you? When's the wedding?

oh, he likes the same obscure indie music as you? When's the wedding?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you model? Who's your agent, instagram?

Oh you model? Who's your agent, instagram?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your name is Alex and you play Quidditch? Tell me about how you're the FIRST one.

Oh, your name is Alex and you play Quidditch? Tell me about how you're the FIRST one.  Condescending Wonka
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