Condescending Wonka

You guilt tripped all your friends on Facebook with an invisible children video? you must have really researched the integrity of the filmmaker.

You guilt tripped all your friends on Facebook with an invisible children video? you must have really researched the integrity of the filmmaker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you keep saying YOLO? You must go paddleboarding so often

Oh you keep saying YOLO? You must go paddleboarding so often  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a MacBook Pro? you must be the best dj ever

Oh, you have a MacBook Pro? you must be the best dj ever  Condescending Wonka

Oh you drive a Powerstroke? Tell me more about your poor excuse for a diesel truck

Oh you drive a Powerstroke? Tell me more about your poor excuse for a diesel truck  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you destroyed a small wooden house on a Minecraft creative server? You must be such a fearsome griefer.

Oh, you destroyed a small wooden house on a Minecraft creative server? You must be such a fearsome griefer.  Condescending Wonka

oh so you want me to teach you how to STUTZY you will need 2 forms of I.D., a bottle of whiskey and a shock collar

oh so you want me to teach you how to STUTZY you will need 2 forms of I.D., a bottle of whiskey and a shock collar  Condescending Wonka

Your going to ISSN? If you show me your favorite supplement, I'll show you mine.

Your going to ISSN? If you show me your favorite supplement, I'll show you mine.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate child actress chloe moretz? please tell me about your awards and nominations

Oh you hate child actress chloe moretz? please tell me about your awards and nominations  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know who Julian Wilson and Evan Geiselman are? You must know so much about surfing

Oh, you know who Julian Wilson and Evan Geiselman are? You must know so much about surfing  Condescending Wonka

It took you 6 attempts to down the boss? Tell me again about how hardcore your gaming is.

It took you 6 attempts to down the boss?
 Tell me again about how hardcore your gaming is.  Condescending Wonka
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