Condescending Wonka

If you say swag one more time i'll have to slowly start sawing off my penis and we don't want that do we

If you say swag one more time i'll have to slowly start sawing off my penis and we don't want that do we  Condescending Wonka

Oh South park made another pop culture reference? Tell me about how hilarious it was.

Oh South park made another pop culture reference? Tell me about how hilarious it was.  Condescending Wonka

I listen to deathcore Please tell me more about how i'm a satanist?

I listen to deathcore Please tell me more about how i'm a satanist?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you love Hope Solo and Alex Morgan? Tell me how you've always been a faithful fan of the US women's soccer team

Oh, so you love Hope Solo and Alex Morgan? Tell me how you've always been a faithful fan of the US women's soccer team  Condescending Wonka

oh, your sleeping naked in the hot weather? im sure we needed to know your sleeping preferences.

oh, your sleeping naked in the hot weather? im sure we needed to know your sleeping preferences.  Condescending Wonka

IF SHE IS THIRSTY GIVE HER SOME SUNNY-D

IF SHE IS THIRSTY GIVE HER SOME SUNNY-D  Condescending Wonka

I dont care if u ride the short bus, lick windows, or pee urself a little... u hang in there cause ur friggin' special

I dont care if u ride the short bus, lick windows,  or pee urself a little... u hang in there cause ur friggin' special  Condescending Wonka

Oh you finally got your drivers license? You must be so exclusive

Oh you finally got your drivers license? You must be so exclusive  Condescending Wonka

You're on Facebook and twitter? You must have so many friends.

You're on Facebook and twitter? You must have so many friends.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a tribal tattoo What tribe are you in?

Oh you have a tribal tattoo What tribe are you in?  Condescending Wonka
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