Condescending Wonka

you hate ripped jeans please, tell me more about how I'll regret my fashion choice in the future

you hate ripped jeans please, tell me more about how I'll regret my fashion choice in the future  Condescending Wonka

You drink on a weekday? You must be such a badass.

You drink on a weekday? You must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka

so you're telling me you were hanging with two guys who were into you at bar. Tell me more how surprising it is to meet drunk people at a bar on saturday

so you're telling me you were hanging with two guys who were into you at bar. Tell me more how surprising it is to meet drunk people at a bar on saturday   Condescending Wonka

What a surprise. a trust fund hipster talking out of his ass

What a surprise. a trust fund hipster talking out of his ass  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're white and you rap? okay eminem

Oh, you're white and you rap? okay eminem  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're pinning your girlfriend to the fraternity? Finally a night to be sober and proper.

Oh, you're pinning your girlfriend to the fraternity? Finally a night to be sober and proper.  Condescending Wonka

You've only a first draft of your dissertation, and its due in a month? You must be so worried.

You've only a first draft of your dissertation, and its due in a month? You must be so worried.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You can write a meme? You must be so clever

Oh, You can write a meme? You must be so clever  Condescending Wonka

OH, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT VINCE WILFORK IN A HOTDOG EATING CONTEST? I bet you'll be really successful in life

OH, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT VINCE WILFORK IN A  HOTDOG EATING CONTEST? I bet you'll be really successful in life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you two have been on and off for a year? tell me how your love can never be broken

Oh, you two have been on and off for a year? tell me how your love can never be broken  Condescending Wonka
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