Condescending Wonka

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.

 YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.  Condescending Wonka

you must be new

 you must be new  Condescending Wonka

You self diagnosed insomnia? Your head must be too full of deep thoughts to sleep.

You self diagnosed insomnia? Your head must be too full of deep thoughts to sleep.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're student body president? Please, tell me all about how you don't have a girlfriend.

Oh, so you're student body president? Please, tell me all about how you don't have a girlfriend.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are a tri sigma? Tell me about all the guys you haven't slept with

Oh, you are a tri sigma? Tell me about all the guys you haven't slept with  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're from North Jersey? That must make you so much better than the rest of the people who live there

Oh you're from North Jersey? That must make you so much better than the rest of the people who live there  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use 7 and 8 string guitars? your band must be phenomenal

Oh, you use 7 and 8 string guitars? your band must be phenomenal  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in TOK? tell me all about philosophy like you're socrates

Oh, you're in TOK? tell me all about philosophy like you're socrates  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you still talk to your ex boyfriend? I bet that is what keeps your marriage so strong.

Oh, you still talk to your ex boyfriend? I bet that is what keeps your marriage so strong.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a carolina fan? Tell me about how classy and sportsmanlike you are

Oh, you're a carolina fan? Tell me about how classy and sportsmanlike you are  Condescending Wonka
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