Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A Kathmandu Jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear A Kathmandu Jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

You want to be an MMA fighter You're sooooo cool

You want to be an MMA fighter You're sooooo cool  Condescending Wonka

So you made a passive aggressive status instead of telling him you were angry? That'll show him

So you made a passive aggressive status instead of telling him you were angry? That'll show him  Condescending Wonka

You're "reppin the 420" in your username? I'll bet you also "smoked up my mom", right?

You're

Oh, I noticed you're asian Please tell about your vast collection of bubble coats.

Oh, I noticed you're asian Please tell about your vast collection of bubble coats.  Condescending Wonka

You're moving to Australia? Wow, you must feel so unique.

You're moving to Australia? Wow, you must feel so unique.  Condescending Wonka

You love Pink Floyd? I'm sure you can name all of their concept albums and founding members. No? Well.

You love Pink Floyd? I'm sure you can name all of their concept albums and founding members.  No? Well.   Condescending Wonka

Your friend got 17 million points on Temple Run? You're the best!

Your friend got 17 million points on Temple Run? You're the best!  Condescending Wonka

You grew up in the 90s? Please tell me how awesome your childhood was.

You grew up in the 90s? Please tell me how awesome your childhood was.  Condescending Wonka

You signed an online petition? Guess that makes you a real political activist

You signed an online petition? Guess that makes you a real political  activist  Condescending Wonka
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