Condescending Wonka

Oh, you heard Reel Big Fish? Tell me how much you love ska?

Oh, you heard Reel Big Fish? Tell me how much you love ska?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you live in Milcroft? Now tell me all about how 'hood' you are.

Oh, so you live in Milcroft? Now tell me all about how 'hood' you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you found a Colbolt 4 chamber bong at a corner store for 60$ Please tell me how its definitely made in America.

Oh, you found a Colbolt 4 chamber bong at a corner store for 60$ Please tell me how its definitely made in America.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're an internet tough guy? Please, tell me about the caps(locks) you've busted

Oh you're an internet tough guy? Please, tell me about  the caps(locks) you've busted  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're seeing the hunger games midnight premiere? Please go on about how awesome the book was

Oh, you're seeing the hunger games midnight premiere? Please go on about how awesome the book was  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate people? Thankyou for writing that on facebook.

Oh, you hate people? Thankyou for writing that on facebook.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're supporting the Kony 2012 movement You must be so politically aware

Oh, you're supporting the Kony 2012 movement You must be so politically aware  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you knew my status was an april fools joke? You must be really logically gifted

Oh, you knew my status was an april fools joke? You must be really logically gifted  Condescending Wonka

You think I should try lowering my standards? You're right; wanting to be respected and financially secure is totally overrated.

You think I should try lowering my standards? You're right; wanting to be respected and financially secure is totally overrated.  Condescending Wonka

You automatically dislike people because their religious or political views differ from yours? You must have TONS of friends.

You automatically dislike people because their religious or political views differ from yours? You must have TONS of friends.  Condescending Wonka
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