Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're "rocking the red?" Please, tell me who played for the caps before ovechkin

Oh, you're

Tony Stark Built this in a cave, with a box of scraps....

Tony Stark Built this in a cave, with a box of scraps....  Condescending Wonka

Oh your political views fit on a meme? It must have taken you whole minutes to think up

Oh your political views fit on a meme? It must have taken you whole minutes to think up  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you suffer from buried penis syndrome Tell me something that doesn't surprise me

Oh, you suffer from buried penis syndrome Tell me something that doesn't surprise me  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watch Moonmeander's stream? You must be so good at HoN.

Oh, you watch Moonmeander's stream? You must be so good at HoN.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use rosetta stone? you must already be fluent

Oh, you use rosetta stone? you must already be fluent   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Have an Audrey Hepburn Poster? You must be deeper than every girl on campus

Oh, You Have an Audrey Hepburn Poster? You must be deeper than every girl on campus  Condescending Wonka

So THIS is the moral high ground The view of everyone beneath you is quite spectacular

So THIS is the moral high ground The view of everyone beneath you is quite spectacular  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hooked up with a 10 last night? Platteville scale or rest of the world?

Oh, you hooked up with a 10 last night? Platteville scale or rest of the world?  Condescending Wonka

It must be hard being so perfect Please, do tell me more.

It must be hard being so perfect Please, do tell me more.  Condescending Wonka
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