Condescending Wonka

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan  Condescending Wonka

What kinds of scholarly texts did you read to make that decision? the bible?

What kinds of scholarly texts did you read to make that decision? the bible?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made an 'A' in Ms. Wormack's class? You must know so much about the government.

Oh, you made an 'A' in Ms. Wormack's class? You must know so much about the government.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can understand the jokes on 'The Big Bang Theory'? You must know a lot about science.

Oh, you can understand the jokes on 'The Big Bang Theory'? You must know a lot about science.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a test today? Here, I'll help you: murder is a crime

Oh, you have a test today? Here, I'll help you: murder is a crime  Condescending Wonka

think you can win this poke war? you poor, poor, deluded child

think you can win this poke war? you poor, poor, deluded child  Condescending Wonka

Brace myself for the flood of posts? I'm sure you're the only one that saw that coming.

Brace myself for the flood of posts? I'm sure you're the only one that saw that coming.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't have kids of your own? Tell me more about how you know all about being a parent.

Oh you don't have kids of your own? Tell me more about how you know all about being a parent.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you gym bro? Tell us how big your traps are

Oh so you gym bro? Tell us how big your traps are  Condescending Wonka

Oh you finished ATT Your a real sailor now.

Oh you finished ATT Your a real sailor now.  Condescending Wonka
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