Condescending Wonka

No, you have my full attention. please continue. your breasts are lovely

No, you have my full attention. please continue. your breasts are lovely  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You are a white guy with dreadlocks? You must be really fun to get to know

Oh, You are a white guy with dreadlocks? You must be really fun to get to know  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're over 30 and still in a band? fascinating

Oh, you're over 30 and still in a band? fascinating  Condescending Wonka

So you guys have matching alkaline trio tattoos? tell me more about your "friendship"

So you guys have matching alkaline trio tattoos? tell me more about your

Oh, you're a college senior? Tell me more about how you're a worldly drinker.

Oh, you're a college senior? Tell me more about how you're a worldly drinker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're drinking water out of a shaker bottle? You must work out a lot.

Oh you're drinking water out of a shaker bottle? You must work 
out a lot.  Condescending Wonka

You look down on the people reposting about Kony? You must be so intelligent

You look down on the people reposting about Kony? You must be so intelligent  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate people who "start Facebook drama"? Please, make passive aggresive, unclear statuses directed at said people. I'm sure that will put them in their place

Oh, you hate people who

Oh, you defriended me on facebook. Now who will tell me all about your awesome life?

Oh, you defriended me on facebook. Now who will tell me all about your awesome life?  Condescending Wonka

you're jonny craig and you drive in reverse? well aren't you a daredevil

you're jonny craig and you drive in reverse? well aren't you a daredevil  Condescending Wonka
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