Condescending Wonka

You're a runner turned triathlete? You must have such good advice on swimming

You're a runner turned triathlete? You must have such good advice on swimming  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear sperrys to class? It must be so hard parking your boat in the student parkinglot

Oh, you wear sperrys to class? It must be so hard parking your boat in the student parkinglot  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can quote A Few Good Men? I bet it's NOT "You can't handle the truth"

Oh, you can quote A Few Good Men? I bet it's NOT

Oh, so your douchebag boyfriend cheated on you? tell me all about how all guys are the same.

Oh, so your douchebag boyfriend cheated on you? tell me all about how all guys are the same.   Condescending Wonka

OH SO YOU USE YOUR "DSLR" IN AUTO MODE TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY

OH SO YOU USE YOUR

Oh, you have midterms? Please update your status a few more times telling me how much work you have

Oh, you have midterms? Please update your status a few more times telling me how much work you have  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a picture of your car temperature and put it on facebook please, tell me how you got a job for weather.com

Oh, you took a picture of your car temperature and put it on facebook please, tell me how you got a job for weather.com  Condescending Wonka

Can't handle jokes about the Colorado batman massacre? Tell me more about how you plan to change the world by bitching about it on the internet.

Can't handle jokes about the Colorado batman massacre? Tell me more about how you plan to change the world by bitching about it on the internet.  Condescending Wonka

You say that you came up with a flawless Two Timeline Theory? Please, tell my Hyrule Historia all about it.

You say that you came up with a flawless Two Timeline Theory? Please, tell my Hyrule Historia all about it.  Condescending Wonka

You lost 6 pounds? You must be on the subway diet

You lost 6 pounds? You must be on the subway diet  Condescending Wonka
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