Condescending Wonka

Oh you're dating my ex? I'm eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?

Oh you're dating my ex? I'm eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love your girlfriend? Please, saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.

Oh, you love your girlfriend? Please, saturate my Facebook news feed with your feelings.  Condescending Wonka

You're wearing an ivy league t-shirt? you must be so smart

You're wearing an ivy league t-shirt? you must be so smart  Condescending Wonka

A common nickname for cold cuts is "horse cock" ? You must be quite a linguist...

A common nickname for cold cuts is

Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume.

Oh you have swag?  I bet that looks great on a resume.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you bought and sold some cards at a regional? You must be the worlds greatest vendor then

Oh, so you bought and sold some cards at a regional? You must be the worlds greatest vendor then  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a lebron hairline joke? please tell me why you care so much about his hairline.

Oh, you have a lebron hairline joke? please tell me why you care so much about his hairline.  Condescending Wonka

oh soccer players are field fairies? tell me more about how you love playing fifa

oh soccer players are field fairies? tell me more about how you love playing fifa  Condescending Wonka

Same-sex marriage isn't nationally legal yet? please tell me more about separation between church and state

Same-sex marriage isn't nationally legal yet? please tell me more about separation between church and state  Condescending Wonka

Oh you sent private messages to Laina during her AMA? I'm sure she was very impressed with those pictures of your dick

Oh you sent private messages to Laina during her AMA? I'm sure she was very impressed with those pictures of your dick  Condescending Wonka
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