Condescending Wonka

You play djembe? You must be a great musician.

You play djembe? You must be a great musician.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in IB History of the Americas? Please enlighten me with your vast knowledge of the nation's history

Oh, you're in IB History of the Americas? Please enlighten me with your vast knowledge of the nation's history  Condescending Wonka

You ride your bike to work every day? Allow me to personally thank you for saving the planet

You ride your bike to work every day? Allow me to personally thank you for saving the planet  Condescending Wonka

Nice backpedalling, bro.

 Nice backpedalling, bro.   Condescending Wonka

oh you're a polymath? quora needs more people just like you.

oh you're a polymath? quora needs more people just like you.  Condescending Wonka

You know who's better than kobe bryant? Luke Walton

You know who's better than kobe bryant? Luke Walton  Condescending Wonka

Your parents cook for you, clean for you, dad gives you money and mommy gives you a ride to school and all you do is sit on your ass all fucking day until someone calls you to go out and you always yell back at them without getting into any trouble your l

Your parents cook for you, clean for you, dad gives you money and mommy gives you a ride to school and all you do is sit on your ass all fucking day until someone calls you to go out and you always yell back at them without getting into any trouble your l  Condescending Wonka

oh you retweet and post on facebook about kony 2012? tell me more on how you always cared about the ugandian kids

oh you retweet and post on facebook about kony 2012? tell me more on how you always cared about the ugandian kids  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted an invisible children link to help trust fund kids profit of a multi-decade long genocide? How noble and out going of you.

Oh, you posted an invisible children link to help trust fund kids profit of a multi-decade long genocide? How noble and out going of you.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing a Kony 2012 bracelet? You must have saved so many African children.

Oh, you're wearing a Kony 2012 bracelet? You must have saved so many African children.  Condescending Wonka
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