Condescending Wonka

Oh you Crossfit? You must be so powerful.

Oh you Crossfit? You must be so powerful.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear young and reckless clothes? you must be so young and reckless

Oh, you wear young and reckless clothes? you must be so young and reckless  Condescending Wonka

No profile pic and blank wall on facebook. Must be running from the law.

No profile pic and blank wall on facebook. Must be running from the law.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a dream last night? tell me every last detail

Oh, you had a dream last night? tell me every last detail  Condescending Wonka

The hook blade is made of a hook and a blade? Dear lord, I never would have gueesed.

The hook blade is made of a hook and a blade? Dear lord, I never would have gueesed.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like John mayer? You must be so creative

Oh, you like John mayer? You must be so creative  Condescending Wonka

You have strong views about campus politics? please, change your profile picture to reflect them

You have strong views about campus politics? please, change your profile picture to reflect them  Condescending Wonka

Oh, yet another sorority girl making fun of fat people? Good luck in the upcoming world famine

Oh, yet another sorority girl making fun of fat people? Good luck in the upcoming world famine  Condescending Wonka

Oh, girls invite you to their rooms/apartments but they are messy? That must be terrible

Oh, girls invite you to their rooms/apartments but they are messy? That must be terrible  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own an android smartphone? Please, tell me more about how shitty my iphone is

Oh, you own an android smartphone? Please, tell me more about how shitty my iphone is  Condescending Wonka
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