Condescending Wonka

Oh, we still get parking spaces? Well then that makes everything worthwhile.

Oh, we still get parking spaces? Well then that makes everything worthwhile.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took Global Poverty at a school that cost $36,000 a year? you must really understand the world's problems

Oh, you took Global Poverty at a school that cost $36,000 a year? you must really understand the world's problems  Condescending Wonka

So you found out how to hack temple run? Tell me more about your expert hacking abilities

So you found out how to hack temple run? Tell me more about your expert hacking abilities  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 130 profile pictures and they're all selfies? You must have such high self esteem

Oh, you have 130 profile pictures and they're all selfies? You must have such high self esteem  Condescending Wonka

You drive a big lifted truck? I bet your penis is huge

You drive a big lifted truck? I bet your penis is huge  Condescending Wonka

you're a trust fund hippie? wow, refusing to wash your vinegary crotch when your family owns the patent to soap is so rebellious.

you're a trust fund hippie? wow, refusing to wash your vinegary crotch when your family owns the patent to soap is so rebellious.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you didnt want me to grab your ass oops

oh, you didnt want me to grab your ass oops  Condescending Wonka

you're not eating meat on good friday? please tell me all about your religious beliefs

you're not eating 
meat on good friday? please tell me all about your religious beliefs  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Rush is your favorite band? Please, continue reminding us all that we're mispronouncing "Peart."

Oh, Rush is your favorite band? Please, continue reminding us all that we're mispronouncing

oh you were a bulls fan in the 90's, a lakers fan in the 2000's, and now you like the Heat? there's nothing pathetic about that at all

oh you were a bulls fan in the 90's, a lakers fan in the 2000's, and now you like the Heat? there's nothing pathetic about that at all  Condescending Wonka
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