Condescending Wonka

Oh, you work in residence life? does it piss you off when I say "dorm"?

Oh, you work in residence life? does it piss you off when I say

You read the percy jackson series? You must be an expert in greek mythology

You read the percy jackson series? You must be an expert in greek mythology  Condescending Wonka

oh you work a 9-5 job? Please continue to tell me how hard your life is

oh you work a 9-5 job?  Please continue to tell me how hard your life is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know about Eric Whitacre? You must be such a serious musician.

Oh, you know about Eric Whitacre? You must be such a serious musician.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You listen to the Acacia Strain? You must hate everyone

Oh, You listen to the Acacia Strain? You must hate everyone  Condescending Wonka

OH, your in ap psychology? Tell me about my childhood and dreams

OH, your in ap psychology? Tell me about my childhood and dreams  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're spinning a basketball on your finger. You must be a member of the Harlem Globetrotters.

Oh, you're spinning a basketball on your finger. You must be a member of the Harlem Globetrotters.  Condescending Wonka

your faith in humanity has been restored? you must be the epitome of humanity

your faith in humanity has been restored? you must be the epitome of humanity  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so girls in Cowlitz County live lifted trucks? STEVEN MATA, please tell me more about all the girls you bang in Cowlitz County

Oh, so girls in Cowlitz County live lifted trucks? STEVEN MATA, please tell me more about all the girls you bang in Cowlitz County  Condescending Wonka

OH, OBAMA AND ROMNEY ARE BOTH FUNDED BY GOLDMAN SACHS? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FREEDOM OF "CHOICE"

OH, OBAMA AND ROMNEY ARE BOTH FUNDED BY GOLDMAN SACHS? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FREEDOM OF
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