Condescending Wonka

"jesus loves me, this i know" yes, there's so much evidence of that

So you bought a mac? what are you, a hipster?

So you bought a mac? what are you,                    a hipster?
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drink mirror pond pale ale? You're clearly a beer connoisseur!

Oh, you drink mirror pond pale ale?
 You're clearly a beer connoisseur!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you really like the beatles? Tell me again how you know so much about music

Oh, you really like the beatles? Tell me again how you know so much about music  Condescending Wonka

You post hashtags on facebook? You're obviously a hipster.

You post hashtags on facebook? You're obviously a hipster.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want to fight on Facebook? I bet you think caps lock really hurts

Oh, you want to fight on Facebook? I bet you think caps lock really hurts  Condescending Wonka

Oh, an ugly guy said hi to you? Please continue explaining how much of a stalker he is.

Oh, an ugly guy said hi to you? Please continue explaining how much of a stalker he is.  Condescending Wonka

oh, Making fun of fraternities? Swear I saw you at a frat party wearing nothing but a bikini a while back...

oh, Making fun of fraternities? Swear I saw you at a frat party wearing nothing but a bikini a while back...  Condescending Wonka

You showed up three hours early to the Hunger Games premier? You must be the biggest fan

You showed up three hours early to the Hunger Games premier? You must be the biggest fan  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a bodybuilder According to gh15, you look like shit

Oh, you're a bodybuilder According to gh15, you look like shit   Condescending Wonka
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