Condescending Wonka

Oh, you work in Silicon Valley? You must be the smartest software developer in the world

Oh, you work in Silicon Valley? You must be the smartest software developer in the world  Condescending Wonka

*Sigh" I remember my first time on the internet

*Sigh

Oh, you rep Taylor Gang You must smoke a lot of weed then.

Oh, you rep Taylor Gang You must smoke a lot of weed then.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been a Taylor Swift fan since "Tim McGraw"? Please tell me how superior of a fan you are

Oh, you've been a Taylor Swift fan since

Oh, you use instagram? You must be such a good photographer

Oh, you use instagram? You must be such a good photographer  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like Avicii Levels? You must be quite the EDM expert

Oh you like Avicii Levels? You must be quite the EDM expert  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are an american that plays rugby Tell me more about your "mates" on the "pitch"

Oh you are an american that plays rugby Tell me more about your

Oh, she told you size doesn't matter? I'm sure she's telling the truth.

Oh, she told you size doesn't matter? I'm sure she's telling the truth.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you thought we were going to be the joke of the PAC 12? How'd that work out for you?

Oh you thought we were going to be the joke of the PAC 12? How'd that work out for you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to simple plan? Your life must be hard

Oh, you listen to simple plan? Your life must be hard  Condescending Wonka
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