Condescending Wonka

Oh, your job is hard? Tell me about your air conditioning and how everything around isn't hot or sharp

Oh, your job is hard? Tell me about your air conditioning and how everything around isn't hot or sharp  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't like the kind of music I'm listening to? please explain to me how I must know nothing about music

Oh you don't like the kind of music I'm listening to? please explain to me how I must know nothing about music  Condescending Wonka

You wrote song lyrics in sharpie on your chucks? You must be so artsy.

You wrote song lyrics in sharpie on your chucks? You must be so artsy.  Condescending Wonka

$2.50 a gallon gas? tell me more about your plan, newt

$2.50 a gallon gas? tell me more about your plan, newt  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're participating in senior skip day? You must be really rebellious

Oh, you're participating in senior skip day? You must be really rebellious  Condescending Wonka

You want to bring back Creepy Wonka? I agree, the internet needs more pedophile and penis jokes

You want to bring back Creepy Wonka? I agree, the internet needs more pedophile and penis jokes  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got 263 CS with morgana? You must be really good at last hitting

Oh, you got 263 CS with morgana? You must be really good at last hitting  Condescending Wonka

So you're praying to god for me to come back to the light? I'm sure that'll do it

So you're praying to god for me to come back to the light? I'm sure that'll do it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so we're mocking religiously derived but ultimately ubiquitous expressions now? Thank god that's out of the way.

Oh, so we're mocking religiously derived but ultimately ubiquitous expressions now? Thank god that's out of the way.  Condescending Wonka

not worried about being pulled over for drunk driving? tell me more about how the cops will understand that you only live once

not worried about being pulled over for drunk driving? tell me more about how the cops will understand that you only live once  Condescending Wonka
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