Condescending Wonka

Oh you get to take a year off from life to live in Spain and travel the world? Tell me more about how sad your life is because you have to pack and unpack so much.

Oh you get to take a year off from life to live in Spain and travel the world? Tell me more about how sad your life is because you have to pack and unpack so much.  Condescending Wonka

Sportident says you mispunched? No, you probably did.

Sportident says you mispunched? No, you probably did.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a culinary arts major? Please, continue telling me how stressed you are

Oh, you're a culinary arts major? Please, continue telling me how stressed you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from the east coast? Tell me what Statesider is like.

Oh, you're from the east coast? Tell me what Statesider is like.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had a good call yesterday? Tell me all about how you saved 10 people, while I sit here and pretend to listen

Oh, you had a good call yesterday? Tell me all about how you saved 10 people, while I sit here and pretend to listen  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing a northface jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, you're wearing a northface jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, an inside joke please, do let us all in on it.

Oh, an inside joke please, do let us all in on it.  Condescending Wonka

So you put a STI wing on a WRX? How long have you been into other guys?

So you put a STI wing on a WRX? How long have you been into other guys?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're in Student Leadership? Tell me about how you made honour roll...

Oh you're in Student Leadership? Tell me about how you made honour roll...  Condescending Wonka

You think Kony activists have mob mentality? Your originality is overwhelming

You think Kony activists have mob mentality? Your originality is overwhelming  Condescending Wonka
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