Condescending Wonka

Oh you write #YOLO on twitter? Your life must be so adventurous

Oh you write #YOLO on twitter? Your life must be so adventurous   Condescending Wonka

You practice kundalini yoga? You must be so enlightened

You practice kundalini yoga? You must be so enlightened  Condescending Wonka

You've got a ticket to see Late Night with Jimmy Fallon with special guest Barack Obama? You must be so important

You've got a ticket to see Late Night with Jimmy Fallon with special guest Barack Obama? You must be so important  Condescending Wonka

You have a tattoo of a naked girl on your arm? You must get so much action

You have a tattoo of a naked girl on your arm? You must get so much action  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you invited all your friends to an event on Facebook? Please, tell me how you are the greatest promoter of all time.

Oh, you invited all your friends to an event on Facebook?
 Please, tell me how you are the greatest promoter of all time.  Condescending Wonka

Notre Dame is ranked #1? Must be hard knowing alabama is going to win the national championship

Notre Dame is ranked #1? Must be hard knowing alabama is going to win the national championship  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like equality, education, and environment? Maybe you should vote for the Purple Party then.

Oh, you like equality, education, and environment? Maybe you should vote for the Purple Party then.  Condescending Wonka

so you've uploaded ten songs to youtube and already got 200 views? of course that makes you a minor celebrity!

so you've uploaded ten songs to youtube and already got 200 views? of course that makes you a minor celebrity!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to wicked, rent, and legally blonde? you must know everything about broadway.

Oh, you listen to wicked, rent, and legally blonde? you must know everything about broadway.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from pittsburgh? you must know so much about football

Oh, you're from pittsburgh? you must know so much about football  Condescending Wonka
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