Condescending Wonka

Cmon Babe My Dick isnt going to suck itself.

Cmon Babe  My Dick isnt going to suck itself.  Condescending Wonka

i noticed you post a lot of quotes as your facebook statuses You must be a role model

i noticed you post a lot of quotes as your facebook statuses You must be a role model   Condescending Wonka

So you're an E5 fuel truck driver in the Air Force? Please school me on all things military.

So you're an E5 fuel truck driver in the Air Force? Please school me on all things military.  Condescending Wonka

drunk on a wednesday? me too. i couldn't think of a good followup.

drunk on a wednesday? me too. i couldn't think of a good followup.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so your dating my ex? I thought the five second rule was for food only.

Oh so your dating my ex? I thought the five second rule was for food only.  Condescending Wonka

You're 13 and are an expert in love? please, continue telling me your life experiences

You're 13 and are an expert in love? please, continue telling me your life experiences  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Tempz smashed all your Cd's? Just Wait untill you get in the car.

Oh, Tempz smashed all your Cd's? Just Wait untill you get in the car.  Condescending Wonka

I see you don't enunciate your ts in mountain either. you must be from colorado

I see you don't enunciate your ts in mountain either.  you must be from colorado  Condescending Wonka

Oh, The professor's example relates to your life? Please share

Oh, The professor's example relates to your life? Please share  Condescending Wonka

Oh, a Bob Marley shirt? You must really love his music.

Oh, a Bob Marley shirt? You must really love his music.  Condescending Wonka
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