Condescending Wonka

Oh, your boyfriend is "amazing" because he got you a gift and flowers on a day he is obligated to I bet he is also "amazing" around your birthday and christmas.

Oh, your boyfriend is

Tell me more about how hot it is in the air conditioned dining room.

Tell me more about how hot it is in the air conditioned dining room.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Your'e a freshmen pre-med student You must be an authority on the dangers of smoking weed

Oh, Your'e a freshmen pre-med student You must be an authority on the dangers of smoking weed   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're not watching the Super Bowl? What a rebel.

Oh, you're not watching the Super Bowl? What a rebel.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're older than me? you must know everything.

Oh, you're older than me? you must know everything.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're Pro-Life? Tell me more about the dead animals piled on your plate

Oh, you're Pro-Life? Tell me more about the dead animals piled on your plate  Condescending Wonka

oh, you have an army of little people? you must really love them

oh, you have an army of little people? you must really love them  Condescending Wonka

you drink energy drinks? you must live life on the edge

you drink energy drinks? you must live life on the edge  Condescending Wonka

Oh, poor you Please, educate me about withdrawal

Oh, poor you Please, educate me about withdrawal  Condescending Wonka

You have an idea for a tattoo that you want to get one day but have no money for it right now? Please tell me all about it.

You have an idea for a tattoo that you want to get one day but have no money for it right now? Please tell me all about it.   Condescending Wonka
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