Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're in a relationship? Please tell me how your boyfriend is the, "best everrrrrr."

Oh, you're in a relationship? Please tell me how your boyfriend is the,

so, you hate justin bieber & twilight tell me about how you hate mainstream as well

so, you hate justin bieber & twilight tell me about how you hate mainstream as well  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you reposted a 20 minute documentary about Kony on Facebook today. You're such an activist

Oh, you reposted a 20 minute documentary about Kony on Facebook today. You're such an activist  Condescending Wonka

oh you made a salman khan joke? you must be a standup comedian

oh you made a salman khan joke? you must be a standup comedian  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're wearing nike shorts and running shoes? you must be so athletic

Oh you're wearing nike shorts and running shoes? you must be so athletic  Condescending Wonka

I see your standing in front of your bathroom mirror with your butt sticking out making a fish face You must have learned that pose in modeling school

I see your standing in front of your bathroom mirror with your butt sticking out making a fish face You must have learned that pose in modeling school  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you can repeat an Alf Stewart Parody? Tell us more about how 'Cunt's Fucked'

Oh, so you can repeat an Alf Stewart Parody? Tell us more about how 'Cunt's Fucked'  Condescending Wonka

You would rather pay for a college degree? Please, tell me how my free military education is a drain on the economy

You would rather pay for a college degree? Please, tell me how my free military education is a drain on the economy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you quote a philosopher in your forum signature? You must have very profound thoughts

Oh, you quote a philosopher in your forum signature? You must have very profound thoughts  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can't afford a couple hundred dollars to fix your current computer? please tell me more about how you're going to buy a $1200-$2800 MAC.

Oh, you can't afford a couple hundred dollars to fix your current computer? please tell me more about how you're going to buy a $1200-$2800 MAC.  Condescending Wonka
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