Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a rower? You must have blisters and think crab jokes are hilarious.

Oh, you're a rower? You must have blisters and think crab jokes are hilarious.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you brought an expensive camera? You must be such a wonderful photographer.

Oh, you brought an expensive camera? You must be such a wonderful photographer.  Condescending Wonka

Happy Birthday Dickhead

Happy Birthday Dickhead  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're pregnant for the first time? Please tell me more about how you'll raise the perfect child.

Oh, you're pregnant for the first time? Please tell me more about how you'll raise the perfect child.  Condescending Wonka

IF YOU DON'T BRING BACK SNIFTERS I WILL

IF YOU DON'T BRING BACK SNIFTERS I WILL  Condescending Wonka

Asshole-free zone? I thought you said asshole free-zone.

Asshole-free zone? I thought you said asshole free-zone.  Condescending Wonka

Please tell me how long it took you to read the first post

 Please tell me how long it took you to read the first post  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like Electronic music? Please, tell me how immature I am for listening to Bluegrass and Old Time music

Oh, you like Electronic music? Please, tell me how immature I am for listening to Bluegrass and Old Time music  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've made "Kony 2012" your status? You must be so involved.

Oh, you've made

Moan and Moan about weather in Seattle? Funny, you dont even know what to do when its sunny.

Moan and Moan about weather in Seattle? Funny, you dont even know what to do when its sunny.   Condescending Wonka
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