Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to screamo bands? you're so hardcore

Oh, you listen to screamo bands? you're so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're Irish? Please tell about your childhood growing up in Ireland.

Oh, you're Irish? Please tell about your childhood growing up in Ireland.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you deleted me from Facebook? You've really hurt my feelings.

Oh, you deleted me from Facebook? You've really hurt my feelings.  Condescending Wonka

You're in a sorority? Tell me how much you love your little

You're in a sorority? Tell me how much you love your little  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a customer Please tell me how to do my job

Oh, you're a customer Please tell me how to do my job  Condescending Wonka

Oh you get your reading done on the elliptical? You must get such a great workout

Oh you get your reading done on the elliptical? You must get such a great workout  Condescending Wonka

You say michael jordan didn't win a championship until he was 28 years old please, Tell me how old he was when he first lost a finals series?

You say michael jordan didn't win a championship until he was 28 years old please, Tell me how old he was when he first lost a finals series?  Condescending Wonka

DAMN! You are one ugly mothafucka

DAMN! You are one ugly mothafucka  Condescending Wonka

Your baby wasn't breastfed and is healthier than all the breastfed kids you know? Tell me more anecdotes that equal data.

Your baby wasn't breastfed and is healthier than all the breastfed kids you know? Tell me more anecdotes that equal data.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you wear neon, lax pennies and like Avicii? You're such a raver

Oh you wear neon, lax pennies and like Avicii? You're such a raver  Condescending Wonka
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