Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a's in english in highschool? Freshman writing should be no problem at all

Oh, you got a's in english in highschool? Freshman writing should be no problem at all  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Apple released a New iPad You must want it so bad

Oh, Apple released a New iPad You must want it so bad  Condescending Wonka

you have a stick figure family sticker on your car? please tell me more about your family

you have a stick figure family sticker on your car? please tell me more about your family  Condescending Wonka

Oh you read all the Hunger Games books? Your movie experience must be much more valuable

Oh you read all the Hunger Games books? Your movie experience must be much more valuable  Condescending Wonka

YOLO? Please, tell me how you've always lived life on the edge

YOLO? Please, tell me how you've always lived life on the edge  Condescending Wonka

oh your parents only bought you a lexus for your 16th birthday please tell me how hard your life is

oh your parents only bought you a lexus for your 16th birthday please tell me how hard your life is  Condescending Wonka

Matt Smith is ugly? Tell me more of your nuanced Doctor Who appreciation

Matt Smith is ugly? Tell me more of your nuanced Doctor Who appreciation  Condescending Wonka

Your BMW hat matches your BMW? How was the annual Douchebag Man of the Year dinner?

Your BMW hat matches your BMW? How was the annual Douchebag Man of the Year dinner?  Condescending Wonka

oh, your kids are spoiled brats? if only someone would stop buying them ipads!

oh, your kids are spoiled brats? if only someone would stop buying them ipads!  Condescending Wonka

Don't smile back at me when I smile at you? You are such a badass.

Don't smile back at me when I smile at you? You are such a badass.   Condescending Wonka
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