Condescending Wonka

Your profile picture was taken from an overhead perspective? You must have virtually no body fat at all

Your profile picture was taken from an overhead perspective? You must have virtually no body fat at all  Condescending Wonka

You're a Vancouver Canucks fan? Tell me more about all the Stanley cups they have won

You're a Vancouver Canucks fan? Tell me more about all the Stanley cups they have won  Condescending Wonka

You have a meme creator? You must be very witty

You have a meme creator? You must be very witty  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to townsend harris? please inform me with the details of your social life

Oh, you go to townsend harris? please inform me with the details of your social life  Condescending Wonka

oh, your looking for more committed men to date... I'm sorry, i couldnt hear you well over the speakers in this dimly lit bar in hull we're at

oh, your looking for more committed men to date... I'm sorry, i couldnt hear you well over the speakers in this dimly lit bar in hull we're at  Condescending Wonka

.... You're a fucking retard

.... You're a fucking retard  Condescending Wonka

I see you are wearing a full uniform to our pick up soccer game You must be so talented

I see you are wearing a full uniform to our pick up soccer game You must be so talented  Condescending Wonka

I HEAR YOU HAVE 6 BONES IN YOUR INVENTORY. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER?

I HEAR YOU HAVE 6 BONES IN YOUR INVENTORY. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER?  Condescending Wonka

There are too many kids playing games online? Must be terrible for someone as mature as you

There are too many kids playing games online? Must be terrible for someone as mature as you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you follow Barack Obama on Twitter? You must be quite the political analyst

Oh, you follow Barack Obama on Twitter? You must be quite the political analyst  Condescending Wonka
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