Condescending Wonka

Oh, so NASA is livestreaming video from Mars, but NBC has the London Olympics on tape delay? Tell me again how government can't compete with private enterprise.

Oh, so NASA is livestreaming video from Mars, but NBC has the London Olympics on tape delay? Tell me again how government can't compete with private enterprise.  Condescending Wonka

We earn the same amount; your single and I support a family of three. Please tell me how broke you always are

We earn the same amount; your single and I support a family of three. Please tell me how broke you always are  Condescending Wonka

OH, YOU HAVE A SAMSUNG GALAXY 3S YOU MUST THINK IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY IPHONE

OH, YOU HAVE A SAMSUNG GALAXY 3S YOU MUST THINK IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY IPHONE  Condescending Wonka

You only slept in until 10 this morning? Please tell me more about how your still tired.

You only slept in until 10 this morning? Please tell me more about how your still tired.  Condescending Wonka

you can play chords on guitar? You must be really good.

you can play chords on guitar?  You must be really good.  Condescending Wonka

unemployed with only a ged and can't find a job? tell me more of the injustice the world heaps upon you

unemployed with only a ged and can't find a job? tell me more of the injustice the world heaps upon you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear cowboy boots, a carhartt, a belt buckle, you live by a corn field, and you drive a truck? You must know so much about agriculture

Oh, you wear cowboy boots, a carhartt, a belt buckle, you live by a corn field, and you drive a truck? You must know so much about agriculture  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you all of a sudden know everything about KONY2012? You must be a huge human rights activist.

Oh, you all of a sudden know everything about KONY2012? You must be a huge human rights activist.  Condescending Wonka

Oh You're in BPAPM? Please, tell me more of your political wisdom

Oh You're in BPAPM? Please, tell me more of your political wisdom  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka
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