Condescending Wonka

You were redditing for the beginning of mafia baby? Please tell me more

You were redditing for the beginning of mafia baby? Please tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You've never had a finger in your butthole? it's not so baad

Oh, You've never had a finger in your butthole? it's not so baad  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Type In All Caps You must Think You Are Important

Oh, You Type In All Caps  You must Think You Are Important  Condescending Wonka

So you wear aviators you must be a pilot

So you wear aviators you must be a pilot  Condescending Wonka

Ya Im in a frat Now tell me how you "think" you have as much fun as me

Ya Im in a frat Now tell me how you

Oh, you're training for a half marathon? I wonder what other things you only halfway complete.

Oh, you're training for a half marathon? I wonder what other things you only halfway complete.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you go to Mendo? You must've worked very hard in high school.

Oh you go to Mendo? You must've worked very hard in high school.  Condescending Wonka

So, The bible does a pretty job of proving itself right? Of Course it does

So, The bible does a pretty job of proving itself right? Of Course it does  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have swag? I bet that looks great on a resume.

Oh you have swag?  I bet that looks great on a resume.  Condescending Wonka

You wear a bass pro hat? you must be really good at hockey

You wear a bass pro hat? you must be really good at hockey  Condescending Wonka
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