Condescending Wonka

Oh you subtweet all the time? That must solve all your problems.

Oh you subtweet all the time? That must solve all your problems.  Condescending Wonka

SO, you're gonna strip search everyone that gets arrested? It sounds like you're gonna have a really good time

SO, you're gonna strip search everyone that gets arrested? It sounds like you're gonna have a really good time  Condescending Wonka

Your going to mobilize protestants, jews, mormons, and muslims to boycott john Stewart? You must all be very close friends

Your going to mobilize protestants, jews, mormons, and muslims to boycott john Stewart? You must all be very close friends  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you scheduled the Fathers and Sons campout for Mother's Day Weekend? Tell me more about how much you respect and honor motherhood.

Oh, you scheduled the Fathers and Sons campout for Mother's Day Weekend? Tell me more about how much you respect and honor motherhood.
  Condescending Wonka

you're an armchair glasgow celtic fan and you say "we won this" and "we did that" i'm sure celtic really appreciate all your time and effort watching the tv

you're an armchair glasgow celtic fan and you say

You insult yourself for attention How quiant, you're just unique aren't you

You insult yourself for attention How quiant, you're just unique aren't you  Condescending Wonka

oh, you wear toms please remind me how they donate shoes

oh, you wear toms please remind me how they donate shoes  Condescending Wonka

You went abroad last semester? You must be so enlightened.

You went abroad last semester? You must be so enlightened.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're pre-med? You must be a freshman

Oh you're pre-med? You must be a freshman  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you do cardio for 2 hours a day? I bet you're really ripped.

Oh, you do cardio for 2 hours a day? I bet you're really ripped.  Condescending Wonka
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