Condescending Wonka

You tricked out your car? Tell me how many chicks you pick up in your yellow Cavalier

You tricked out your car? Tell me how many chicks you pick up in your yellow Cavalier  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you scheduled the Fathers and Sons campout for Mother's Day Weekend? Tell me more about how much you respect and honor motherhood.

Oh, you scheduled the Fathers and Sons campout for Mother's Day Weekend? Tell me more about how much you respect and honor motherhood.
  Condescending Wonka

you're an armchair glasgow celtic fan and you say "we won this" and "we did that" i'm sure celtic really appreciate all your time and effort watching the tv

you're an armchair glasgow celtic fan and you say

SO, you're gonna strip search everyone that gets arrested? It sounds like you're gonna have a really good time

SO, you're gonna strip search everyone that gets arrested? It sounds like you're gonna have a really good time  Condescending Wonka

Your going to mobilize protestants, jews, mormons, and muslims to boycott john Stewart? You must all be very close friends

Your going to mobilize protestants, jews, mormons, and muslims to boycott john Stewart? You must all be very close friends  Condescending Wonka

you have jungle fever? i know you do

you have jungle fever? i know you do  Condescending Wonka

Oh your an Edmonton Oilers Fan? Tell me about how good your team is going to be in a couple years

Oh your an Edmonton Oilers Fan? Tell me about how good your team is going to be in a couple years  Condescending Wonka

so your hair is burnt from bleach, your the color of a tangerine, and your boobs are overweight.. Ohh, That's why I'm so jealous of you!

 so your hair is burnt from bleach, your the color of a tangerine, and your boobs are overweight.. Ohh, That's why I'm so jealous of you!  Condescending Wonka

You drank 3 green beers on ST. PADDY'S DAY? Tell me more about your wild night

You drank 3 green beers on ST. PADDY'S DAY? Tell me more about your wild night  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You work at GNC? Please tell me everything about protein

Oh, You work at GNC? Please tell me everything about protein  Condescending Wonka
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