Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a computer DJ? Hitting the sync button must take so much skill

Oh you're a computer DJ? Hitting the sync button must take so much skill  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a new boyfriend? I can't wait to be updated on your monthly anniversaries.

Oh, you got a new
boyfriend? I can't wait to be updated on your monthly anniversaries.  Condescending Wonka

OH YOU LIKE THE WEEKND, J COLE, AND KENDRICK LAMAR? YOU MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT REAL MUSIC

OH YOU LIKE THE WEEKND, J COLE, AND KENDRICK LAMAR? YOU MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT REAL MUSIC  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you only fuck with bad bitches? Please, explain your baby's mama.

Oh, you only fuck with bad bitches?
 Please, explain your baby's mama.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Stephen Curry isn't on the All Star Team? Tell me again how the NBA has any credibility.

Oh, Stephen Curry isn't on the All Star Team? Tell me again how the NBA has any credibility.  Condescending Wonka

You don't pay your married female clergy? Tell me more about your egalitarian theology

You don't pay your married female clergy? Tell me more about your egalitarian theology  Condescending Wonka

-gets slapped in the face- "oh honey, do you think that's ok?"

-gets slapped in the face-

Oh, you're a pregnant teen? your parents must be so proud

Oh, you're a pregnant teen? your parents must be so proud  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I see you're wearing a hollister t-shirt Tell me about the last time you went surfing

Oh, I see you're wearing a hollister t-shirt Tell me about the last time you went surfing  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Facebook is annoying? Please tell me about it in your status update.

Oh, you think Facebook is annoying? Please tell me about it in your status update.  Condescending Wonka
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