Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a twelve year old Republican? Tell me more about your father's political views

Oh, you're a twelve year old Republican? Tell me more about your father's political views  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 350lbs and straightedge? Yes, tell me all about how smoking pot is going to kill me

Oh, you're 350lbs and straightedge? Yes, tell me all about how smoking pot is going to kill me  Condescending Wonka

So the religion your parents taught you is the only true religion out of the thousands upon thousands that have existed throughout history? What a coincidence.

So the religion your parents taught you is the only true religion out of the thousands upon thousands that have existed throughout history? What a coincidence.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I just need to snap out of it? that really is great advice

Oh, I just need to snap out of it? that really is great advice  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't wear makeup? Please tell me what a better person you are than me

Oh you don't wear makeup?

 Please tell me what a better person you are than me   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're 18 years old and hate the government Please enlighten us on how to fix all of the world's problems

Oh, you're 18 years old and hate the government Please enlighten us on how to fix all of the world's problems  Condescending Wonka

so you like acid, tattoos, dank weed, and nature too?

so you like acid, tattoos, dank weed, and nature too?   Condescending Wonka

The love of your life left you for another man? Don't worry, life gets better after middle school

The love of your life left you for another man? Don't worry, life gets better after middle school  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a customer? Please enlighten me on how to do my job correctly.

Oh, you're a customer?  Please enlighten me on how to do my job correctly.  Condescending Wonka

I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish".... Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes.

I hate it when people say
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