Condescending Wonka

You invented parmesan bread bites? Please tell me all about your culinary ingenuity

You invented parmesan bread bites? Please tell me all about your culinary ingenuity  Condescending Wonka

So, "all" guys are douchebags? Please, tell me why you continue to date them and complain about it.

So,

Oh, you met Andrew Lohse? You must know so much about Dartmouth

Oh, you met Andrew Lohse? You must know so much about Dartmouth  Condescending Wonka

You went straight to the Marine Corps infantry after High school? tell me again what jobs outside of the service requiring walking around with a rifle

You went straight to the Marine Corps infantry  after High school? tell me again what jobs outside of the service requiring walking around with a rifle  Condescending Wonka

So that was Darkside at the end of the Avengers? Tell me more about your vast knowledge of the Marvel universe.

So that was Darkside at the end of the Avengers?  Tell me more about your vast knowledge of the Marvel universe.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You think that Romeo and Juliet is a Romance Story? Please explain how a 3-day relationship between a 17 year old male and a 13 year female that resulted in multiple deaths including their own is romantic.

Oh, You think that Romeo and Juliet is a Romance Story?
 Please explain how a 3-day relationship between a 17 year old male and a 13 year female that resulted in multiple deaths including their own is romantic.  Condescending Wonka

You hate people? Tell me how much of a misanthrope you really are

You hate people? Tell me how much of a misanthrope you really are  Condescending Wonka

What an inspiring and heartfelt post on your dead friend's Facebook page. I'm sure he's reading it in Heaven.

What an inspiring and heartfelt post on your dead friend's Facebook page. I'm sure he's reading it in Heaven.  Condescending Wonka

Your Band is Endorsed by Arkaik? You guys must be really popular

Your Band is Endorsed by Arkaik? You guys must be really popular  Condescending Wonka

You're 14 and just had sex? Please tell me more about your great life choices

You're 14 and just had sex? Please tell me more about your great life choices  Condescending Wonka
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