Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to prescott college? How on earth do you wake up in the morning knowing you have to rock climb?

Oh, you go to prescott college? How on earth do you wake up in the morning knowing you have to rock climb?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're a business major? That is so unique and original

Oh, You're a business major? That is so unique and original  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have your nipples pierced? Please tell me how badass you think you are

Oh you have your nipples pierced? Please tell me how badass you think you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you modified your car to be louder? You must be incredibly well-endowed.

Oh, you modified your car to be louder? You must be incredibly well-endowed.  Condescending Wonka

You bend over so we can see your tits in every picture? Tell me again how all guys treat you the same

You bend over so we can see your tits in every picture? Tell me again how all guys treat you the same   Condescending Wonka

oh that's what it says in the bible? quote it to me again like it makes perfect sense.

oh that's what it says in the bible? quote it to me again like it makes perfect sense.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a sexual joke about Dick's Sporting Goods? Aren't you clever

Oh, you made a sexual joke about Dick's Sporting Goods? Aren't you clever  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're a dean's scholar? tell me more about how good you are

oh, you're a dean's scholar? tell me more about how good you are  Condescending Wonka

sex is like mudding, you start out slow in the hole than its balls to walls till you blow your motor

sex is like mudding, you start out slow in the hole than its balls to walls till you blow your motor   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't have a valentine for Valentine's day? please tell everyone on facebook how nobody likes you and how you're a forever alone

Oh, you don't have a valentine for Valentine's day? please tell everyone on facebook how nobody likes you and how you're a forever alone  Condescending Wonka
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