Condescending Wonka

Oh, You stole the pryz letters? You must be such a badass

Oh, You stole the pryz letters? You must be such a badass  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're protesting child soldiers in Africa now where were you in the nineties

Oh you're protesting child soldiers in Africa now where were you in the nineties   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a libertarian? You must be so much more informed than everyone

Oh, you're a libertarian? You must be so much more informed than everyone  Condescending Wonka

Oh you like to argue against science on the internet? You must be so brave to stand up to reality like that.

Oh you like to argue against science on the internet? You must be so brave to stand up to reality like that.  Condescending Wonka

So you say muscular women look "manly" Tell me again how eating that fourth cupcake makes you "womanly"

So you say muscular women look

Oh, you like listening to Ke$ha? If sexual transmitted diseases had a theme song, she would sing it.

Oh, you like listening to Ke$ha?    If sexual transmitted diseases had a theme song, she would sing it.   Condescending Wonka

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Music is your life, you say? Please, Tell me more about your hatred of Nickleback.  Condescending Wonka

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Oh, you have a six pack I bet you get all the girls

Oh, you have a six pack  I bet you get all the girls   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a neck tattoo, Yadier Molina? Your must be such a badass.

Oh, you have a neck tattoo, Yadier Molina? Your must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka
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