Condescending Wonka

Oh, you follow SC2 Please tell me more about esports

Oh, you follow SC2 Please tell me more about esports  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Nike shorts are distracting me from learning? You're right Ms. Arterbury, those loosely fit athletic shorts are a menace to my education

Oh, Nike shorts are distracting me from learning?  You're right Ms. Arterbury, those loosely fit athletic shorts are a menace to my education  Condescending Wonka

So you don't think that politicians should dictate my health care? Please, tell me more about how a government mandated health plan doesn't dictate my health care.

So you don't think that politicians should dictate my health care? Please, tell me more about how a government mandated health plan doesn't dictate my health care.  Condescending Wonka

you traveled across the country in search of your master and you're just a little toaster? How Brave

you traveled across the country in search of your master and you're just a little toaster? How Brave  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You own a mac You must be some kind of computer genius

Oh, You own a mac You must be some kind of computer genius  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're chanting "U.S.A." at Kilicli? How clever and original

Oh, you're chanting

Having trouble with part writing and secondary dominants, freshman? Oh you poor thing. Wait until you learn about international chords and nonfunctional harmonies.

Having trouble with part writing and secondary dominants, freshman? Oh you poor thing.  Wait until you learn about international chords and nonfunctional harmonies.  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you're dating my ex Please tell me how it feels to kiss the girl who use to blow me

oh, so you're dating my ex Please tell me how it feels to kiss the girl who use to blow me  Condescending Wonka

LeBron James sucks at basketball? You must be able to play more efficiently at the NBA level than him.

LeBron James sucks at basketball? You must be able to play more efficiently at the NBA level than him.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You have a smiley face tattoo? You must be such a bad ass.

Oh, You have a smiley face tattoo? You must be such a bad ass.  Condescending Wonka
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