Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a photo of yourself in the mirror? I'm sure that will be a creative and original profile picture

Oh, you took a photo of yourself in the mirror? I'm sure that will be a creative and original profile picture
  Condescending Wonka

you're wearing two different shoes? you must be such a trendsetter.

you're wearing two different shoes? you must be such a trendsetter.  Condescending Wonka

Tell me more

 Tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're constantly bragging on facebook about how awesome your life is? You must be the envy of all your friends.

Oh, you're constantly bragging on facebook about how awesome your life is? You must be the envy of all your friends.  Condescending Wonka

You wrote "2013" on our rear-view mirrors during our senior week? I'll start caring when I take my finals. Oh wait.

You wrote

"Assault Weapons" are so dangerous, we need to ban them immediately? Go on, tell me how many people you personally know that have been killed by one. Okay, shot at by one? Hmm...Had one pointed at them? Actually seen one in real life? I'll wait...

The Administration made a decision without consulting you? Tell me more about how it's all a conspiracy

The Administration made a decision without consulting you? Tell me more about how it's all a conspiracy  Condescending Wonka

You don't have children? Please tell me how to raise mine again.

You don't have children? Please tell me how to raise mine again.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're filling the tick tock with sand? I bet that is going to work out just great

Oh, you're filling the tick tock with sand? I bet that is going to work out just great  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've been traveling overseas? Tell me again how shitty our country is.

Oh, you've been traveling overseas? Tell me again how shitty our country is.   Condescending Wonka
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