Condescending Wonka

"Assault Weapons" are so dangerous, we need to ban them immediately? Go on, tell me how many people you personally know that have been killed by one. Okay, shot at by one? Hmm...Had one pointed at them? Actually seen one in real life? I'll wait...

Oh, you like ymcmb? You must know a lot about good music.

Oh, you like ymcmb? You must know a lot about good music.  Condescending Wonka

You wrote "2013" on our rear-view mirrors during our senior week? I'll start caring when I take my finals. Oh wait.

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Oh, you took a photo of yourself in the mirror? I'm sure that will be a creative and original profile picture

Oh, you took a photo of yourself in the mirror? I'm sure that will be a creative and original profile picture
  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're constantly bragging on facebook about how awesome your life is? You must be the envy of all your friends.

Oh, you're constantly bragging on facebook about how awesome your life is? You must be the envy of all your friends.  Condescending Wonka

you're wearing two different shoes? you must be such a trendsetter.

you're wearing two different shoes? you must be such a trendsetter.  Condescending Wonka

Tell me more

 Tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted a chain about einstein? Tell me everything you know about his christian beliefs.

Oh, you posted a chain about einstein? Tell me everything you know about his christian beliefs.  Condescending Wonka

IF I BUY A PAIR OF MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR WILL I ALSO BECOME FILTHY RICH AND NOT HAVE TO PAY TAXES?

IF I BUY A PAIR OF MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR WILL I ALSO BECOME FILTHY RICH AND NOT HAVE TO PAY TAXES?  Condescending Wonka

wow, your rent-a-cop car has a big light bar and a push bumper? People must think you're such a badass crime fighter

wow, your rent-a-cop car has a big light bar and a push bumper? People must think you're such a badass crime fighter  Condescending Wonka
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