Condescending Wonka

Your not slick I saw you delete that picture when it got no likes on Facebook

Your not slick I saw you delete that picture when it got no likes on Facebook  Condescending Wonka

your super stoked on the coachella lineup? your musical taste must be so refined

your super stoked on the coachella lineup? your musical taste must be so refined  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an American exchange student in Cairo? You must have so many interesting things to say about the revolution

Oh, you're an American exchange student in Cairo? You must have so many interesting things to say about the revolution  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing a flannel? You must cut down so many trees.

Oh, you're wearing a flannel? You must cut down so many trees.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you use instagram? You must be quite the photographer

Oh you use instagram? You must be quite the photographer  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an Oakland Raiders fan? Tell me more about you're 3 super bowl rings

Oh, you're an Oakland Raiders fan? Tell me more about you're 3 super bowl rings  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have to eat kosher for Passover? Tell me all about how hard it is to not eat wheat for 8 days.

Oh, you have to eat kosher for Passover? Tell me all about how hard it is to not eat wheat for 8 days.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can post via Instagram but not reply to my text? Makes perfect sense

Oh, you can post via Instagram but not reply to my text? Makes perfect sense  Condescending Wonka

Why are you so stupid?

 Why are you so stupid?  Condescending Wonka

you way 100 pounds and have no muscle please tell me more about how ripped you are

you way 100 pounds and have no muscle please tell me more about how ripped you are  Condescending Wonka
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