Condescending Wonka

Oh you've played Call of Duty? Please bestow your knowledge of real life guns upon me.

Oh you've played Call of Duty? Please bestow your knowledge of real life guns upon me.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you prefer Dos Equis do you? You must be the most interesting man in the world

Oh, you prefer Dos Equis do you? You must be the most interesting man in the world  Condescending Wonka

oh, age is just a number? well jail must me just a room.

oh, age is just a number? well jail must me just a room.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you keep a lanyard hanging out of your pocket? you must be the freshest kid alive

Oh, you keep a lanyard hanging out of your pocket? you must be the freshest kid alive  Condescending Wonka

So Obama "INHERITED" A MESS Firefighters inherit messes too, ever see them pour gas on it?

So Obama

Oh, you're an art major? Oh yeah, you'll definitely get a job

Oh, you're an art major? Oh yeah, you'll definitely get a job  Condescending Wonka

Oh wow memes I bet nobody on facebook has seen those before. You should post them.

Oh wow memes I bet nobody on facebook has seen those before. You should post them.  Condescending Wonka

Say you're not a hipster It must be tough living with a broken shower and no place to do laundry.

Say you're not a hipster It must be tough living with a broken shower and no place to do laundry.  Condescending Wonka

You corrected my spelling on Facebook? You must be so intelligent

You corrected my spelling on Facebook? You must be so intelligent  Condescending Wonka

Remember when the Ukiah skatepark wasn't overrun with scooters and bikes? Best 3 minutes of my life...

Remember when the Ukiah skatepark wasn't overrun with scooters and bikes? Best 3 minutes of my life...  Condescending Wonka
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