Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're going to Europe? It's amazing what you can do with your parent's credit card these days.

Oh, so you're going to Europe? It's amazing what you can do with your parent's credit card these days.  Condescending Wonka

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. so you have this quote from marilyn monroe on your f

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. so you have this quote from marilyn monroe on your f  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you prefer Dos Equis do you? You must be the most interesting man in the world

Oh, you prefer Dos Equis do you? You must be the most interesting man in the world  Condescending Wonka

oh, age is just a number? well jail must me just a room.

oh, age is just a number? well jail must me just a room.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you keep a lanyard hanging out of your pocket? you must be the freshest kid alive

Oh, you keep a lanyard hanging out of your pocket? you must be the freshest kid alive  Condescending Wonka

I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. 30 minutes later: i'll just stick in the tip baby, i swear

I cannot stick my dick in a vagina or any other opening. It fires up such severe dissonance that it just instantly kills the mood for me. 30 minutes later: i'll just stick in the tip baby, i swear  Condescending Wonka

oh,you wear sperry's and knee high nike socks? you must be so good at lacrosse.

oh,you wear sperry's and knee high nike socks? you must be so good at lacrosse.   Condescending Wonka

Sharing 20+ religious memes a day on your Facebook? You must really be into Jesus

Sharing 20+ religious memes a day on your Facebook? You must really be into Jesus  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you reposted kony 2012? You must really care about other people

Oh, you reposted kony 2012? You must really care about other people  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your company submitted a DMCA takedown notice on a bad online review? I bet you'll never get a bad review again now, will you?

Oh, so your company submitted a DMCA takedown notice on a bad online review? I bet you'll never get a bad review again now, will you?  Condescending Wonka
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