Condescending Wonka

You've watched the entire show "Lie to Me"? Please tell me more about how you can tell if people are lying

You've watched the entire show

Oh, you listen to Polar Bear Club? Please tell me more about how Hot Water Music sucks.

Oh, you listen to Polar Bear Club? Please tell me more about how Hot Water Music sucks.  Condescending Wonka

You've read James Joyce's Ulysses? That's nice, now tell me about the time you never read the Odyssey in Homeric Greek

You've read James Joyce's Ulysses? That's nice, now tell me about the time you never read the Odyssey in Homeric Greek  Condescending Wonka

Really? It's the end of summer? please tell me more about how nobody else makes a facebook status about it

Really? It's the end of summer? please tell me more about how nobody else makes a facebook status about it  Condescending Wonka

Sounds interesting Tell me more

Sounds interesting Tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh, OSU beat Savannah State in a big blow-out. Please tell me more about their big year ahead.

Oh, OSU beat Savannah State in a big blow-out. Please tell me more about their big year ahead.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you hate the food stamp program because it's a free handout? Tell me how much you charge for all those meals you serve at the homeless shelter.

Oh, so you hate the food stamp program because it's a free handout?
 Tell me how much you charge for all those meals you serve at the homeless shelter.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you drive a camaro ss Proceed to tell me how your 6.2 makes less power then a ford 4.6

Oh, so you drive a camaro ss Proceed to tell me how your 6.2 makes less power then a ford 4.6   Condescending Wonka

Oh Google . . . You really think I'm gullible enough to fall for a "You can sing a High C for free" advertisement?

Oh Google . . .
 You really think I'm gullible enough to fall for a

You invade and bomb their countries, and blame it on a movie when they get pissed off - what's it like living inside your own arsehole?

You invade and bomb their countries, and blame it on a movie when they get pissed off -  what's it like living inside your own arsehole?  Condescending Wonka
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