Condescending Wonka

So you'd like me to be the OIC for an nbc range and a rifle qual? Please send me back to bolc, my $850,000 of flight school wasn't enough.

So you'd like me to be the OIC for an nbc range and a rifle qual? Please send me back to bolc, my $850,000 of flight school wasn't enough.   Condescending Wonka

oh you have a big, loud exhaust pipe on your import? it must go so fast.

oh you have a big, loud exhaust pipe on your import? it must go so fast.  Condescending Wonka

So Bryan Miller doesn't think I'm funny Please tell me more

So Bryan Miller doesn't think I'm funny Please tell me more  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're going to pick up Cpl? Tell me again how your not going to be a douchebag

Oh you're going to pick up Cpl? Tell me again how your not going to be a douchebag  Condescending Wonka

oh, you know jacob jet park? tell me about how you knew him before he became a meme star.

oh, you know jacob jet park? tell me about how you knew him before he became a meme star.  Condescending Wonka

As a european you have some opinion you'd like to share with American redditors? Please do share o wise one from overseas

As a european you have some opinion you'd like to share with American redditors? Please do share o wise one from overseas  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Your friend overly intoxicated himself over and over again and you took care of him every time? You guys have been through so much together

Oh, Your friend overly intoxicated himself over and over again and you took care of him every time? You guys have been through so much together  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think Hip Hop is stupid? Tell me about all the witty punchlines and multisyllabic rhyme schemes used in the music you listen to.

Oh, you think Hip Hop is stupid? Tell me about all the witty punchlines and multisyllabic rhyme schemes used in the music you listen to.  Condescending Wonka

So you passed the finals a week before me please tell me more about how much relieved you feel

So you passed the finals a week before me please tell me more about how much relieved you feel  Condescending Wonka

You like old Simpsons episodes but you don't like the new ones? Please tell me how much of a "true" simpsons fan you are.

You like old Simpsons episodes but you don't like the new ones?  Please tell me how much of a
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