Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own TOMS? Wow. You must help so many children in South America.

Oh, you own TOMS?  Wow. You must help so many children in South America.     Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're just gonna laugh at my mem and still not respond? you must be very clever

Oh, so you're just gonna laugh at my mem and still not respond? you must be very clever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear timberland boots? you must do so much manual labor

Oh, you wear timberland boots?  you must do so much manual labor   Condescending Wonka

charlie tinkham whats he like

charlie tinkham whats he like  Condescending Wonka

oh you do insanity? you must be in really good shape

oh you do insanity? you must be in really good shape  Condescending Wonka

got an "F" at school? Tell us how your life's unfair

got an

Oh, your a CIS major at The University of Akron? summit college advising must be very helpful to you!

Oh, your a CIS major at The University of Akron? summit college advising must be very helpful to you!  Condescending Wonka

peter spends hundreds of dollars on fine clothes, gym memberships , cosmetics , and crappy dress shoes .....still doesnt get laid

peter spends hundreds of dollars on fine clothes, gym memberships , cosmetics , and crappy dress shoes .....still doesnt get laid  Condescending Wonka

Privatize Social Security? Good thing the market doesn't fluctuate

Privatize Social Security? Good thing the market doesn't fluctuate  Condescending Wonka

You're a Songwriting Major? That's a very employable degree

You're a Songwriting Major? That's a very employable degree  Condescending Wonka
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