Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear Timberlands Tell me all about your work on the construction site

Oh, you wear Timberlands
 Tell me all about your work on the construction site  Condescending Wonka

Oh, my country is a "Socialist Paradise"? Please tell me more about how our Libertarian Finance Mister's Free Market reforms saved us from the post 2008 global depression...

Oh, my country is a

Oh, you Dislike the Band, Nickelback? please tell me more about how cool that makes you

Oh, you Dislike the Band, Nickelback? please tell me more about how cool that makes you  Condescending Wonka

You're single? Please, lecture me about proper relationship etiquette

You're single?
 Please, lecture me about proper relationship etiquette  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're sick of all the ambulance jokes? try smashing a toilet, theres nothings funny about that

oh, you're sick of all the ambulance jokes? try smashing a toilet, theres nothings funny about that  Condescending Wonka

Oh you drive a Lifted Truck, Drink Monster, and Tip the brim of your hat upwards? You must be from the wonderful city of Modesto!

Oh you drive a Lifted Truck, Drink Monster, and Tip the brim of your hat upwards? You must be from the wonderful city of Modesto!   Condescending Wonka

You're from canada, eh? Can you say "a boot" again? It makes me wet.

You're from canada, eh? Can you say

oh you love johnny cash? please name something other than 'ring of fire'

oh you love johnny cash? please name something other than 'ring of fire'  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your parent is a doctor? please tell me all sorts free medical advice..

Oh, so your parent is a doctor? please tell me all sorts free medical advice..  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made your own Wonka meme? You must be so witty.

Oh, you made your own Wonka meme? You must be so witty.  Condescending Wonka
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