Condescending Wonka

Enforcer, Spy-cicle and Dead Ringer? Tell me about all the dominations you get.

Enforcer, Spy-cicle
and Dead Ringer? Tell me about all the dominations you get.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you own a lot of Polo brand clothing? Your minimum wage job pays very well!

Oh you own a lot of Polo brand clothing? Your minimum wage job pays very well!  Condescending Wonka

oh you saw the hunger games? please tell me how good it is, nobody else has done that

oh you saw the hunger games? please tell me how good it is, nobody else has done that  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a christian? Please, tell me why I'm going to burn.

Oh you're a christian? Please, tell me why I'm going to burn.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you got Jay Brown playing guitar at your jam night? I guess you're all brushed up on your Van Halen then, huh?

Oh, so you got Jay Brown playing guitar at your jam night? I guess you're all brushed up on your Van Halen then, huh?  Condescending Wonka

You have a Facebook page for your photography business? You must be a professional photographer!

You have a Facebook page for your photography business? You must be a professional photographer!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're trying to stop saying "That's what she said"? That must be really hard.

Oh, so you're trying to stop saying

You wear a Crosby Jersey huh? You must be a phenominal hockey player then

You wear a Crosby Jersey huh? You must be a phenominal hockey player then  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you installed coilovers and wheels on your car Tell me more on how you are a master car builder

Oh, you installed coilovers and wheels on your car Tell me more on how you are a master car builder   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're taking a 10 minute break in between sets to talk to your bro on the phone? Your routine must be very intense.

Oh, you're taking a 10 minute break in between sets to talk to your bro on the phone? Your routine must be very intense.  Condescending Wonka
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