Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got pulled over for window tint? You must be such a badass.

Oh, you got pulled over for window tint? You must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you got a new phone? Please, tell me how your phone is going to be blown up with messages

Oh you got a new phone?  Please, tell me how your phone is going to be blown up with messages   Condescending Wonka

Public relations is 93% Rob alderman, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

Public relations is 93% Rob alderman, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're a member of the tea party? You must know a lot about the constitution

oh, you're a member of the tea party? You must know a lot about the constitution  Condescending Wonka

oh hardcore is your life? please tell me more about how attack attack inspired you.

oh hardcore is your life? please tell me more about how attack attack inspired you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's Monday? Please tell me more about how bad this day sucks and ask me if it's Friday yet

Oh, it's Monday? Please tell me more about how bad this day sucks and ask me if it's Friday yet  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's nice outside? Your obvious lack of productivity tells me that you'll be spending a lot of time outside in the future.

Oh, it's nice outside? Your obvious lack of productivity tells me that you'll be spending a lot of time outside in the future.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want this song to be played at your funeral? I'm sure it will be arranged.

Oh, you want this song to be played at your funeral? I'm sure it will be arranged.  Condescending Wonka

so you label every band as poser and not true metal? Tell me where you were in the 70s and 80s

so you label every band as poser and not true metal? Tell me where you were in the 70s and 80s  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Work Out? Tell Me Again

Oh, You Work Out? Tell Me Again  Condescending Wonka
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