Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are tailgating me in heavy traffic on i-81? You must be getting to your destination so much faster

Oh, you are tailgating me in heavy traffic on i-81? You must be getting to your destination so much faster  Condescending Wonka

Oh you want someone who looks like Brad Pitt What are you some kinda Super Model

Oh you want someone who looks like Brad Pitt What are you some kinda Super Model  Condescending Wonka

You broke your wrist playing Humans vs. Zombies? You must be so hardcore

You broke your wrist playing Humans vs. Zombies? You must be so hardcore  Condescending Wonka

So your bi, huh? has it gotten you that boyfriend youve been wanting yet?

So your bi, huh? has it gotten you that boyfriend youve been wanting yet?  Condescending Wonka

you go to lectures? you must be new here

you go to lectures? you must be new here  Condescending Wonka

oh, nice fade you must think you're a light skinned nigga

oh, nice fade you must think you're a light skinned nigga  Condescending Wonka

You changed the name of credits to units? you must be such an educational visionary

You changed the name of credits to units? you must be such an educational visionary  Condescending Wonka

6:30 work parties? try 5 am swim checks

6:30 work parties? try 5 am swim checks  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so I'm creepy now. Would it be because you can't spell condescending?

Oh, so I'm creepy now. Would it be because you can't spell condescending?  Condescending Wonka

You delete me from Facebook because you didn't like my posts? Please hand me a tissue while I go cry my eyes out

You delete me from Facebook because you didn't like my posts? Please hand me a tissue while I go cry my eyes out  Condescending Wonka
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