Condescending Wonka

You changed the date of your Cinco de Mayo party? You must be up to something wild.

You changed the date of your Cinco de Mayo party? You must be up to something wild.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a new high-paying job? tell me again, I'm not sure I heard you the previous 10 times

Oh, you got a new
high-paying job? tell me again, I'm not sure I heard you the previous 10 times  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have bike? you must really swoop the dang dang

Oh, you have bike? you must really swoop the dang dang  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want DIET Coke in your long Island? That must save you so many calories

Oh, you want DIET Coke in your long Island? That must save you so many calories  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hacked your friend on Facebook? You must be the next Mark Zuckerberg.

Oh, you hacked your friend on Facebook? You must be the next Mark Zuckerberg.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you took a picture of the supermoon with your smartphone? you must be quite the astrophotographer.

oh, you took a picture of the supermoon with your smartphone? you must be quite the astrophotographer.  Condescending Wonka

So You laugh at your own jokes? Your name must be Elizabeth Jones

So You laugh at your own jokes? Your name must be Elizabeth Jones   Condescending Wonka

You try to apply logic to claims about piracy? I Suppose you also try to apply logic to religion?

You try to apply logic to claims about piracy? I Suppose you also try to apply logic to religion?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate stupid people? Please enlighten me with all the knowledge you've acquired at Hogwarts

Oh, you hate stupid people? Please enlighten me with all the knowledge you've acquired at Hogwarts  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you clicked a Washington Post social reader link? You must... aw buddy I just can't kick you while you're down.

Oh, you clicked a Washington Post social reader link? You must... aw buddy I just can't kick you while you're down.    Condescending Wonka
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