Condescending Wonka

your household's watching gladiator on movie night? great choice. i'm sure no one's seen it

your household's watching gladiator on movie night? great choice. i'm sure no one's seen it  Condescending Wonka

Oh you got a ticket for speeding through a school zone please tell me how the officer was a fat pig

Oh you got a ticket for speeding through a school zone please tell me how the officer was a fat pig  Condescending Wonka

Oh Geelong beat hawthorn by 2 points? Please, tell me about how they are going to win the premiership

Oh Geelong beat hawthorn by 2 points? Please, tell me about how they are going to win the premiership  Condescending Wonka

Oh you ran two miles and used the bike at the gym? Well fuck you I ran 9 miles yesterday

Oh you ran two miles and used the bike at the gym? Well fuck you I ran 9 miles yesterday  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a remix of "somebody that I used to know"? How original of you.

Oh, you made a remix of

OH, YOUR PROFILE TURNED INTO A TIMELINE? Tell me more about how difficult your life is.

OH, YOUR PROFILE TURNED INTO A TIMELINE? Tell me more about how difficult your life is.   Condescending Wonka

OH, SO YOU LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD TELL ME AGAIN WHO YOU SPOTTED AT THE GROCERY STORE

OH, SO YOU LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD TELL ME AGAIN WHO YOU SPOTTED AT THE GROCERY STORE  Condescending Wonka

You watch 8 Mile when its on TV and you know the chorus of 'Lose Yourself'... Tell me more about how Eminem is like a god to you.

You watch 8 Mile when its on TV and you know the chorus of 'Lose Yourself'... Tell me more about how Eminem is like a god to you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a block test tomorrow i bet getting sushi for 2 hours will be very conducive to studying

Oh you have a block test tomorrow  i bet getting sushi for 2 hours will be very conducive to studying  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know everything about everything? Yea, I've used Google too.

Oh, you know everything about everything? Yea, I've used Google too.  Condescending Wonka
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