Condescending Wonka

Oh, You have natural hair? Please tell me how you're more "in touch with your roots" than I am

Oh, You have natural hair? Please tell me how you're more

Oh you have a Harley? You should take that hot blonde for a ride. No I'm sure everything will be okay

Oh you have a Harley? You should take that hot blonde for a ride. No I'm sure everything will be okay  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are at the top of the teaching pay scale? Please, tell me about how tough it is to no longer get incremental raises.

Oh, you are at the top of the teaching pay scale? Please, tell me about how tough it is to no longer get incremental raises.  Condescending Wonka

Oh is the speed limit not fast enough for you? Why don't you just tailgate me? I'm sure that will convince me to speed up

Oh is the speed limit not fast enough for you? Why don't you just tailgate me? I'm sure that will convince me to speed up  Condescending Wonka

So, Justin beiber is your favorite artist? You must have qute the taste in music.

So, Justin beiber is your favorite artist? You must have qute the taste in music.  Condescending Wonka

You watch 8 Mile when its on TV and you know the chorus of 'Lose Yourself'... Tell me more about how Eminem is like a god to you.

You watch 8 Mile when its on TV and you know the chorus of 'Lose Yourself'... Tell me more about how Eminem is like a god to you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a block test tomorrow i bet getting sushi for 2 hours will be very conducive to studying

Oh you have a block test tomorrow  i bet getting sushi for 2 hours will be very conducive to studying  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you know everything about everything? Yea, I've used Google too.

Oh, you know everything about everything? Yea, I've used Google too.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought the final would be something like the sample final, or things you studied? Silly, naive, Freshman..

Oh, you thought the final would be something like the sample final, or things you studied? Silly, naive, Freshman..  Condescending Wonka

You know four chords on the guitar? You must be really good

You know four chords on the guitar? You must be really good  Condescending Wonka
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